Cleaner carpet cleaning in birmingham offices, carpet cleaning of commercial tiles & carpets

 

"…Amazing New Process — Especially Designed For Office Carpets And Tiles ― No Soaking Means No Fungus, Split Seams, or Shrinkage ― Just Fresh,  Clean And Dry ― With No “Wet Sheep” Smell! …Plus...

"...We'll pay for your personal demonstration on your carpets so you can see, smell and feel the difference...

Let me ask you...

Have you have ever suffered a carpet cleaning nightmare?

 Were they left dripping wet, looking worse than before and smelling like a flock of wet sheep had slept on them for a week?

Well you're not the only one.

Picture this ― (I reckon we've been called out to help someone in this kind of pickle, at least 23 times during the years)!

― On Monday morning, important clients are coming for a crucial contract meeting that could make or break your company. You'd kill for their business.

You’ve spent all weekend smirking― to make a big impression you had carpets cleaned― on Friday evening― to “dry out over the weekend”.

 It’s now Monday morning and your future is about to walk through that door… when..

Disaster!...

Your carpets are still wet and your office smells like a giant dog kennel.

Already dirty footprints are appearing as the damp carpet cleans the dirt off everyone’s shoes ― just like walking through wet grass.

You open all the windows ― everyone freezes ― but still that musty pong attacks your nostrils. You could grow mushrooms on that carpet! You wonder what you've done to deserve this...

And those clients are about to walk through the door...

Well…Don't worry ― You’re not alone...

 Of our latest clients, fifteen out of seventeen ― a whopping 88%― have been ripped off with a lousy cleaning job that looks (and stinks) worse than before. If you’ve suffered such an outrage then here’s the ultimate civilised solution.

Here’s the good news…

There is a system that has been specifically designed to deal with office carpets and tiles. And we've got it!

There’s no soaking the carpets, they stay cleaner for longer, smell fresher and (unlike above ) there’s no nightmare for you afterwards.

Here’s what you'll get…

... "Sparkle were professional from start to finish. They explained exactly what they needed to do and did not try to baffle me with science (as two other cleaning companies did!). You can expect a first class service from sparkle!.."
 
-Louise Withers, Office Manager, Buck Systems, Birmingham.

 Clean carpets― Ready to use― furniture can go back in place―minimum disruption to staff.

 Dry Carpets― So stains won’t re-appear later ( dirt “wicks” up to the surface until a wet carpet dries completely―then it stops―this system leaves them dry in minutes―so what you see is what you get―no nasty surprises later).

Dry "non-slip" carpets―Damp carpets (or the hard floor next to them), can be lethal―just like an ice rink. You could face a legal action if someone slips―they won't if the carpets are dry.

Praise (and relief) from the boss― because the carpets look great and the office computer system has survived intact―if carpets are soaked, the humidity can create mayhem with IT systems (often terminal!).

 Carpets that smell great because of natural deodorisers which kill smells and leave a fresh citrus perfume ( like lemon and vanilla mixed ). They won't smell like a dog who's swam in a stagnant ditch!

 Stains won’t come back! Carpets stay cleaner for longer (easier to clean next time) due to the two stain blockers. Made by industry leader DuPont, this protective coating, acts like a plastic mac on each fibre and repels the dirt. This treatment is included free of charge―so you get twice as much for your money. If someone spills a drink just after it's been cleaned―and sod's law says they will―there's far more chance of getting it out!

 A 100% money back guarantee. If you are not happy it will be re-cleaned. If you are still unhappy you don’t pay.

 An honest assessment of the likely results before the work starts. You see, sometimes certain carpets, situations or plain "wear and tear" mean it might be a waste of your money to have them cleaned. We'd rather tell you this and let you decide if you still want to proceed.

How do you feel about that?

Here’s why most horror stories
you've heard are true.…and why
this system is head and shoulders
above anything used before...

Until recently, even some experts have struggled to clean low profile commercial carpets and tiles successfully.

There's a simple reason for this called "airflow" (or lack of it). These tiles and carpets have a very dense construction, so you fight to get any air flow through the pile―and it's airflow that extracts the dirt.

So, what does this mean?

Simply that traditional methods don't work. Once you've got carpets wet, you drive the dirt down to the base of the pile. You make "mud pies" and it's impossible to suck this gunge back out. It's like trying to wrestle a 300lb python! Seriously…

…It's like trying to suck up thick, lumpy
milkshake through a thin straw!…

Almost non-existent office ventilation ― normally combined with central heating― means you gulp down infested air (these hothouse conditions are perfect breeding conditions for millions of bugs and bacteria).

So...your sodden carpet is full, not only of filthy sludge but also millions of deadly germs.

 and your health is the first victim...

What's more... over the next day or so, as the water dries out, it drags the muck back up to the surface. This is called "wicking". Like a ploughed field, the dirt ― and leftover gooey carpet shampoo ― rises up and sits on top.

This sticky film grabs dirt and dust as soon as someone walks over it. The carpet acts like a giant fly paper.

...It's like the carpets have been cleaned
with wallpaper paste or marmalade!...

Within hours, the traffic areas look shabby again. Then, spots and spillage's that you thought had gone, "magically" re-appear. Your corridors look like a muddy footpath.

Experts squirm and say there's nothing can be done. BUT, they're wrong!

Now the rules have been
completely re-written!

Years of intense research by scientists (working on two continents) have supplied the solution to your problems.

 They’ve invented a new machine and used space age chemistry (the cleaning chemical alone contains nearly 55 natural ingredients!). They've made a cleaner, a deodoriser, an anti-microbial agent and a protector― all in one product!

Does it sound too good to be true?

Maybe you’re wary of these claims?

I don’t blame you. I didn’t believe it and I’ve been in this business for donkeys years. I thought it was a con. How could anything do what they were claiming? Anyway, I checked it out.

By the way, my name is Garry Boniface and I have been running Sparkle Professional Cleaning Services for the last nineteen years. During that time we've been ripped off ourselves more than once!

It's a vile feeling, especially when you've had to trust someone. It leaves a very nasty taste. That's why we work like Trojans to get the service right.

We don't always succeed but we do TRY.

This means using various methods in different situations ―we’ve got four separate cleaning methods ― it’s “horses for courses” ― what works brilliantly on one carpet can be hopeless on another.

For example, a greasy pub carpet demands a vastly different treatment to a computer server room― your office carpets need something else again.

Luckily, as an independent company ( not a franchise), we can simply buy whatever is best ― for you and you carpet.

The truth is that cleaning low profile commercial carpet used to be a nightmare ―
...still is without the right equipment.

In the past, we often walked away from jobs because we knew that they would be troublesome…until we saw this new way.

The thing is I’ve seen so many “wonder systems” in the past that I was really sceptical. I think it showed ― then I was proved wrong.

Luckily, at a seminar...

 I met another cleaner who ran a large company in the north. He was using this system. He took me to see it perform in a real life situation (not some stage managed demo).
 
If you are wondering why he'd give away secrets― he operated hundreds of miles from us and had so much work, he wasn’t worried about us buying the same kit.
 
He took me to a smoking area in a factory canteen. There were food and drink spillages, huge oily footprints and the whole place reeked of nicotine! Even the chips tasted like cigarette ends!
 
He promptly removed every stain plus the cigarette smell and the whole thing was dry in about thirty minutes. I couldn’t believe it.  Now I see the same magical results daily.

It Defies Common Sense!

It effectively made my (at that time)15 years of hard won experience obsolete. This was totally new technology that would really make a difference to my clients.

So... How does this affect you?

Most managers I meet have to deal with 50,000 other jobs besides cleaning. They don’t have a detailed working knowledge like people in our business ― which means they get ripped off! Not with us...

You will be treated by
us as an ongoing client,
not a "one off" job

That means you will be looked after and given a money back guarantee. You will not be ripped off like some people have.

Here's what a lady said to me recently...

..."The last thing I want, is to have a job done and then, a week later, have it look worse than before.

I've had it recently with window cleaners...We paid out a couple of hundred quid and two days later the windows looked far worse than before with marks everywhere..."

That's typical. You see...·

We've found that most of the office or facilities managers are LADIES (who are immediately looked upon as "fair game" or a "soft touch").

 Most are not technical experts (so are helplessly forced to accept what they are told because they have no-one to give them impartial advice).

 Their opinions were ignored or they were told their questions were irrelevant or silly (even when they raised really important points, often because the salesperson was too scared to answer them honestly!).Incredibly, most have been conned; given at best, misleading information and at worst, a complete pack of lies!

Many then had their carpets left in a worse state after the work than before! To add insult to injury, they couldn't get the company back to put the job right once money had changed hands.

Well you won’t get this with us...Here’s our promise…

All your questions (no matter how daft or trivial you might think they are) will be answered point by point to YOUR satisfaction.

You will get an honest opinion on how much of an improvement there will be (sometimes individual factors such as carpet type or type of soiling can mean the result will not be perfect. If this is the case, we'll tell you beforehand).

You will receive a written quotation with no hidden extras. If (after we've completed a job)

You are unhappy with a certain area, it will be re-cleaned. If you are still not happy, you don't pay. Simple as that.

We are not cheap, but you will get a really high quality of service

 We're based at Coleshill, not far from the National Exhibition Centre and pretty close to the M6 and M42 motorways, so we work mostly in the West Midlands, Coventry and Warwickshire (B, CV, W postcodes normally). But..... If you are a long way from us, don't worry.

If we cannot get to you we will put you in touch with some other reliable company, nearer to yourselves, who is licensed to use the same system*…

 *Basically, companies are trained and then their levels of service and performance are continually assessed by the manufacturer. If standards fall at any time their licence is withdrawn and they are unable to carry on using the system for carpet cleaning.

Don't be scared to call. If you're like me, you are really wary of phoning a new company in case some grasping salesman ― who sees you as their last chance to get this month's bonus― tries to sell you their grandmother, complete with rocking chair!

We'll even give you a present when we come to do the quote.

 Please call us on 01675 - 464311 and demand Your FREE  one litre spray bottle of very special spot remover that you can't buy in the shops! I can only do so many demo's, so please book up early.
 
        Kind regards,
 
        Garry.
 
"Gentleman Carpet Cleaner"